Consumer to advertiser: I want a divorce
This is a cute parody of how advertising talks to customers, in the form of a “I want a divorce” conversation. To quote Joe Consumer “It really gets to the core of the issue that businesses don’t want to use new technology to have a dialog with their customers, they just want to market to them and lower sales costs.”
Consumer: I’ve changed, and you haven’t. We don’t even hang out in the same places any more. You’re not even listening, are you?
Advertiser: Coupons. You want coupons, right?